They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore
by Kinky Friedman
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
"they oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed god’s only son."
I said, "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that’s not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ"...
Ho Ho Ho!
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