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Sunday, 25 December 2005

They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore


They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore



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by Kinky Friedman

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
"they oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed god’s only son."

I said, "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that’s not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ"...

 


Ho Ho Ho!

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4 comments:

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