Cosmic Trigger: Volume 3: My
Life After Death
I GOT RUN OVER on the
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
In Which the Author Learns of His Own Death
and We Begin to Look Behind the
Masks of Art and Magick
‘This is not a normal world.’
-- Batman
‘ "Maybe" is a thin reed to hang your whole
life on, but it's all we've got.’
-- Hannah and Her Sisters
According to reliable
sources, I died on February 22, 1994 -- George Washington's birthday. I felt nothing
special or shocking at the time, and believed that I still sat at my word
processor working on a novel called
Bride of Illuminatus. At lunch-time, however, when I checked my
voice mail, I found that Tim Leary and a dozen other friends had already
called to ask to speak to me, or -- if they still believed in Reliable
Sources -- to offer support and condolences to my grieving family. I
quickly gathered that news of my tragic end had appeared on Internet, one
of the most popular computer networks, in the form of an obituary from the Los Angeles Times:
"Noted
science-fiction author Robert Anton Wilson was found dead in his home
yesterday, apparently the victim of a heart attack. Mr. Wilson, 63, was
discovered by his wife, Arlen.
"Mr Wilson was the author of numerous books....He was noted for his
libertarian viewpoints, love of technology and off the wall humor. Mr
Wilson is survived by his wife and two children."
This L.A. Times obit originally got on
the net via somebody in Cambridge, Mass. I thought immediately of the
pranksters at M.I.T. -- the Gremlins of Cyberspace, as somebody called
them.
I admired the
artistic versimilitude of the Gremlin who forged that obit. He
mis-identified my ouvre. (Only 6 of my 28 books could possibly get
classified as science-fiction, and perhaps 3 more as science-faction.) He
also, more clumsily, stated my age wrong by one year and the number of my
surviving children wrong by one child. Little touches of incompetence and
ignorance like that helped create the impression of a real, honest-to-Jesus
L.A. Times article --
just as creeking chairs, background coughs, overlapping dialogue,
scrupulously "bad" sound quality etc. make the bogus newsreels in
Orson Welles's two greatest movies, Citizen
Kane and F For Fake,
seem "just like the real thing."
The forged L.A. Times obituary may not rank
with Welles's most monumental hoaxes -- e.g. his prematurely
Deconstructionist "war of the worlds" radio show, where bland
music and increasingly ominous newsbreaks thoroughly confused a mass
audience about the borderline between "art" and
"reality." But the Times
forgery, if not of Wellesian heft, certainly contained a Wellesian blend of
art and magic: in retrospect, it even reminds me, a little, of the 1923
Surrealist art show, in which the audience first encountered a taxi-cab in
the garden -- a cab which had rain falling inside but not outside -- and
then confronted a sign telling them gnomically:
DADA
is NOT DEAD
WATCH YOUR OVERCOAT
I always think that
double dip of guerilla ontology (by Dali and Breton, respectively) carried the baffled
audience beyond surrealism into post-modernism, i.e. Total Agnosticism
and/or terminal bewilderment. Certainly, art and life, and art and magick,
have never gotten clearly disentangled again to the satisfaction of all
observers. In this struggle to knock down the Iron Curtain between
creativity and "reality," I tend to see the Wellesian
men-from-Mars hoax as the second major step after surrealism and, ahem, I
sometimes immodestly consider my own works a third step.
But the Gremlin who
killed me on February 22 carried the "transformation of mind and all
that resembles it" (Breton) one quantum jump further than I ever had.
He caused real grief and shock, if not Wellesian mass panic.
One friend told me
that the first bulletin he saw, on Compuserve, just quoted the alleged LA
obit and then added, "This is as bad as learning that Zappa died. I
think I'm going to meditate a bit, in his memory."
Another networker,
female, keyboarded in a whole chapter of Ecclesiastes in my memory --
"For everything there is a season, a time for every matter under the
sun: a time to be born, a time to die" etc. -- and then added
"Now get out there and PARTY LIKE HE'D WANT YOU TO!"
One bulletin from
"The House of Apostles of Eris, San Francisco" said that
"attempts to contact Robert Anton Wilson have been unsuccessful"
-- hmmm? -- but nevertheless reassured all that "RAW is alive and busy
with religious works." I think the author of that bulletin intended to
sound unconvincing, especially to the initiates of my Classic Novels
(Erisian "religious works" consist of mind-fucks or "shocks
" in the strict Masonic sense). He or she certainly cast contagious
suspicion on the other denials being posted on the nets by various friends
who had managed to contact me. Certainly, the conspiracy buffs who have
followed my career ever since Iluminatus will not believe a report that
includes the suspicious admission that nobody could find me .... Many
contributions to the alive-or-dead controversy seemed unsure whether I had
died (or hadn't died) in Los Angeles or San Francisco. The funniest one of
all claimed I survived, but in Howth (County Dublin, Ireland) -- where I
lived during most of the 1980s:
"Contacted at
his home in Howth Castle, Wilson said 'The reports of my death have been
slightly exaggerated. I can still totter about a bit and even crack a weak
joke occasionally.'"
To which some wit,
recognizing the Joycean jest, replied: "Shouldn't that be Howth Castle
and Environs?"
The Howth legend
continued to circulate from one net to another, and soon included the news
that I had taken over management of the Committee for Surrealist
Investigation of Claims of the Normal (CSICON) after the death of its
founder, Prof. Timothy F.X. Finnegan, of Trinity College, Dublin, and that
CSICON still offers $100,000 to any "normalist" who can produce
"a perfectly normal person, place or thing -- or even an ordinary
sunset. Or an average day."
Of course, Finnegan
and CSICON exist in some sense, like Howth Castle, as readers of my works
know by now -- not quite in the sense in which the Statue of Liberty
exists, but not entirely in the metaphoric sense in which the National Debt
and the Holy Trinity "exist" either. But the result of all this
was beginning to make me wonder if I only exist in some semiotic or
metaphoric sense myself, sort of like an elderly male Madonna. I mean,
like, man, do I exist the way the Howth Castle in Dublin exists, or the way
the Howth Castle and Environs in Finnegans Wake exists?
I remembered a
Spiritualist treatise I had once read. (I skim all sorts of weird
literature, which keeps me from believing totally any of the stuff we get
told as Official Truth by the major media). This ghostly tome claimed that
we poor spectres often do not know we've died until some medium "contacts"
us and explains why people have started treating us so rudely lately --
e.g., why even our wives and children ignore us outright unless we knock
over the lamps or rap in code on the tables.
I had also read
Jonathan Swift's hilarious "pamphlet war" with the astrologer
Partridge about whether Partridge had or had not died on the day predicted
by a rival astrologer, Isaac Bickerstaff. ("Bickerstaff" sounds a
lot like Swift himself, operating behind a Mask as usual, just as Lemuel
Gulliver, the scientific world traveler, also sounded curiously like Swift;
we shall learn much about Reality and Masks in this enquiry.) Although
Partridge insisted vehemently on his continued vitality, Swift's argument,
a model of Celtic subtlety, held that just because a man claims he hasn't
died and may even believe it himself, this does not logically require us to
credit his unsupported testimony. This left poor Partridge floundering --
(never argue with a Dublin intellectual) -- and now I felt myself
floundering a bit also.
Obviously, my
testimony on the matter would not convince Swift, when he decided to play
the Scientific Skeptic, and I wondered if it would convince CSICOP --the
group opposing CSICON.
CSICOP (Committee for
Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal) believes that the
"normal" actually exists somewhere, and not just in some Platonic
spook world. They claim it exists everywhere, and that nothing else at all
exists anywhere. (If you see any of the 10100 not-normal things in this
world, they will claim you had a hallucination.)
As a famous bard
wrote:
He thought he saw a
banker's clerk descending from a bus
He looked again and saw it was a hippopotamus
I remembered a Phil
Dick novel, Ubik, about a bunch of dead people who don't know they have
died and think the universe has slowly started turning into shit. If that
happened to me, I would not and could not know about it -- by definition.
Thoughts like that
can really unsettle your mental architecture, especially if you wasted a
lot of your life on epistemological philosophy, and on cannabis extracts.
I, alas, have indulged both those vices on many occasions, and I fear that
I have become a horrible example of Aggravated Existentialism. Worse yet: I
have also heard Albert Rosenfeld, a distinguished M.D., lecturing on
"clinical death," say, "We have come a long way from the day
when Marshall Dillon lifts the sheet and says, 'He's dead, all right.' Now
it takes a committee to decide." But these ontological doubts got
pushed aside when the C.I.A. entered the Trip, playing the Wrathful Demons
of this bardo. Somebody (signing her/him/itself as "Anon.")
logged the following into several computer bulletin boards:
"THE C.I.A.
KILLED ROBERT ANTON WILSON...
"Wilson did not
die of natural causes. He was assassinated. Earlier on that day, Wilson was
injected with a time-delay poison based on shellfish toxin, by agents of
the CIA's special SUPER SECRET BLACK OPERATIONS SQUAD, using a special
microscopic needle made of a plastic which dissolves in the body without a
trace. Wilson's body had immediately been taken and cremated and the usual
step of an autopsy had been bypassed, BY ORDERS FROM ABOVE.
"It is clear why
the power$ that be wanted Wilson dead. Wilson was a dangerous element; the
government can only govern if the majority does not question the system
(whoever currently "rules" does not matter.) The troublesome
minority can be dealt with discreetly, by means of EXECUTIVE ACTION
(assassination), which is what happened with Wilson....
"Earlier the
same agencies (CIA, NRO, DEA and CFR/TLC/Bilderberger BOLSHEVIK SHADOW
GOVERNMENT) had LSD advocate Timothy Leary neutralized with a neurotoxin
which DESTROYS THE MIND and ARTIFICIALLY INDUCES A STATE SIMILAR TO
SENILITY...
"Dissemenation
of this information is encouraged. MAKE 30 COPIES."
Cute as a shit-house
rat, I thought, when I read this. Now, whenever Tim tells people I haven't
died, that will furnish further evidence of his "senility." Of
course, I also enjoyed the idea that somebody, somewhere, might consider me
important enough to terrorize the C.I.A. and call out their SUPER SECRET
BLACK OPERATIONS SQUAD to terminate me. Since CLASSIFIED represents the
rating directly below SECRET in government security manuals, I wondered how
the CLASSIFIED BLACK OPERATIONS SQUAD spends its time -- giving housemaid's
knee or genital warts to editorial cartoonists? Others grew more eldritch:
"Maybe the
government has installed a VIRTUAL RAW in his place to allay people's
fears. Oh, sure, he can respond all he wants, but I know it's not the real
RAW."
But my favorite
contribution of the Wilson Mythos was logged by somebody using the
monicker, The Green One:
"There is no
toxin. There is no needle. You have not heard of a toxin. You have not
heard of a needle. They were not tools of the conspiracy. There is no
conspiracy. The toxin and the needle, which do not exist, played no part in
the conspiracy, which does not exist. Fnord. Repeat after me. There is no
toxin..."
What can I add to
that bit of guerilla ontology, except to say "Fnord indeed?"
PAINTER
JAILED for COMMITTING MASTERPIECES
"Logic!' cried the frog. " There is no logic
in this!"
-- Mr. Arkadin
‘I can live without God. I can't live without
painting.’
-- Vincent and Theo
In August 1968 the
Spanish government imprisoned a man on the island of Ibiza for creating a long series of
sketches and paintings -- beautiful, intensely lyrical works that Art
Experts had universally proclaimed as masterpieces.
The imprisonment of
this Maker of Masterpieces did not represent censorship in the ordinary
erotic or religious sense. Nobody even accused the artist of Political
Incorrectness. He got jugged for a technical matter -- namely, that he had
signed the wrong name to his works... or several wrong names, in fact.
Names like Picasso and Van Gogh and Modigliani and Matisse, for instance.
Not that anybody knew
then, or knows now, what name the man should have signed. Generally, when
the case gets recalled at all, people refer to the prisoner of Ibiza as El
Myr or Elmyr de Hory, but neither of those titles have any claim to special
eminence among his many aliases. In his long career, the painter had used
both of those names, but he had also used Baron Elmyr von Houry, Elmyr
Herzog, Louis Cassou, Baron Elmyr Hoffman, Joseph Dory, E. Raynal, Joseph
Dory-Boutin and quite a few others -- perhaps as many as a hundred
pseudonyms, according to Francois Reichenbach, an alleged Expert on this
case.
One trouble with
Reichenbach as an Expert: he admits to buying and selling some of
"Elmyr's" forged paintings. Another problem: he later
collaborated (with Orson Welles, no less) on a film -- F For Fake -- that either exposed
"Elmyr" totally or created a whole new set of myths about
"Elmyr," depending on which other Experts you choose to believe.
(Welles himself has
said -- in the documentary "Orson
Welles: A Life in Film," BBC-TV -- that "Everything
in that movie was a fake." But to post-modernism, all art constitutes
fake, or mask, in the Aristotelian sense of an imitation, or counterfeit of
something else, and in a new non-Aristotelian sense we will explore as we
advance deeper into the murk. We need to think slowly before deciding
whether Welles spoke literally or metaphorically in describing F For Fake as itself a fake.)
Whatever the facts --
if we still dare to speak of "facts" in this age of situationism
and deconstructionism -- we will, as a matter of typographical convenience,
hereafter refer to the prisoner of Ibiza as Elmyr without dubious quotes
and without any guessing about his last name -- if he had a last name, like
ordinary humans, and didn't arrive here by spaceship...."Elmyr"
he preferred in his last years, and Elmyr we shall call him. And, for those
who don't like to repeatedly see words they can't sound out in their heads,
the Hungarian "Myr" rhymes with "deer," and
"Elmyr" has the same beat approximately as "cold beer"
or "my ear." Just say "cold beer, my ear, shake spear,
Elmyr" and you'll have no further sounding problems as you read.
Elmyr served only two
months in jail and then the Spanish further expressed displeasure with his
chosen profession by expelling him from their country for one year, because
he also had a reputation as an flamboyant homosexual, or in pop argot, an
aging fairy godmother. But meanwhile, he had told his story to a young
American writer, Cliff, who became his official biographer. According to
Fake!, the deliberately outrageous biography concocted together by Cliff
and Elmyr, this man of variable names, wobbly gender and multiple styles
had committed many more masterpieces than those for which he had gotten
jailed.
In fact, Fake! says Elmyr had painted over a
thousand of the classics of modern art. Every time you walk through a
museum and see a Picasso or a Matisse that you particularly like, you
should stop and ask, "Now did Picasso or Matisse do that, or did Elmyr
do it?" Sort of changes your whole view of what critics call "the
canon," doesn't it?
The canon -- a term
borrowed from the theologians (which should make us suspicious at once: can
we borrow anything of value from a corporation widely suspected for about
200 years now of intellectually bankruptcy?) -- designates those works of
art and literature which have achieved the rank of Masterpieces. When does
a work achieve this canonicity? When the Experts say it does, of course.
But the Elmyr case, far more than Deconstructionist philosophy, indicates
that the Experts do not always know shit from shinola.
Of course, not
everybody believes that Elmyr committed quite as much great art as he
gleefully confesses in the biography. Many Experts claim Fake! (a title to ponder, and
ponder again) engaged in shameless bragging and exaggeration, to make Elmyr
seem cleverer than the facts warrant.
Unfortunately, these
Experts had -- many of them -- authenticated some of the fakes that Elmyr
undoubtedly did paint. As Elmyr's co-author, Cliff, says, these Experts do
not want their cover blown -- they don't want us to know how often, and how
easily, they have gotten duped by Elmyr and other skilled forgers.
According to Cliff,
all Experts operate largely on bluff. Some of the Experts, however, have
counter-attacked by suggesting that this alleged "co-author,"
Cliff, may himself have functioned even more as a co-conspirator.
And, in fact, the
same co-author, Clifford Irving to give him his full name, subsequently
became even more famous, and much more infamous, for persuading a New York
publisher to give him a $750,000 advance for an authorized biography of
Howard Hughes, i.e. a biography in which Hughes himself would talk, for the
record, about all the financial, political, conspiratorial* and sexual
scandals in his Faustian career. $750,000 had a value, in 1969, of about $5
million now, but the publishers shelled out happily. Irving had shown them
a contract and various notes in Hughes's own handwriting. ....
You see, even though
Cliff Irving had already written Fake!, a textbook on forgery, including
charming details on forged signatures as well as counterfeit paintings, he
had a boyishly sincere manner and a wickedly scintillating personality.
Like all good con-men.
He and Hughes had met
on a pyramid in Mexico, Irving said with a straight face.* In the dead of
night, of course....(It would make a wonderful surrealist painting, if
Elmyr ever did a Dali: The ambitious young Irving and the rich old lunatic
with matted hair and fingernails -- or claws -- like Bigfoot .... signing a
contract on a pyramid .... under, I presume, a full moon...)
Handwriting Experts
later testified in court, after Irving's own veracity came under suspicion.
They said absolutely that Howard Hughes himself, and nobody else, had
written the signature and notes produced by Irving. At this point, alas,
many people began to share Irving's (and Elmyr's) low opinion of Experts,
and soon the biography of Hughes got cancelled. Hughes himself speaking
over a phone (he never did come out of seclusion...) denounced Irving as a
fraud; but, of course, some say that the voice emanated from a Virtual
Hughes -- a double who had impersonated Hughes for years. The Mafia had
bumped off the real Hughes, these conspiracy nuts claim, many years
earlier. Had Irving faked a meeting with a man already dead and gotten
"exposed" by another faker impersonating the dead man? As Swift
proved to Partridge, we cannot decide matters of life and death on mere
allegation. But we will deal with that kind of conspiracy later. Right now
we only confront the problem of "the canon" itself as a kind of
conspiracy.
We simply do not know
the extent to which Elmyr has entered the canon. Maybe 2 per cent of the
masterpieces in modern museums emanated from his wizard's brush, as
virtually everybody now admits. Maybe the figure (at least for
post-impressionism, fauvism and early cubism, Elmyr's specialities ) runs
as high as 25 per cent, or 50 per cent.... An ouvre of "more than a
thousand" paintings might make up something in that percentage range
of canonical 20th Century Classics. These implications appear heavily
suggested in Irving's Fake!
and even more stressed in the Welles-Reichenbach film ....
Well, then, we must
re-examine the canonicity of art as skeptically as the 18th and 19th
Centuries re-examined religion. Religious canonicity survived (in the
Occident) only as long as the Pope qualified as the world's leading Expert.
When other Experts arose, with their own cults, religious canonicity became
ambiguous and controversial. What happens when the Art Experts face a
similar challenge?
Some Radical Feminist
critics have already begun such a "Protestant heresy" , and have
dumped such Dead White European Males (DWEMs, in fashionable jargon) as
Dante, Beethoven, Shakespeare, Michelangelo, etc. and replaced them with a
new canon featuring a lot of long-forgotten ladies whose work, frankly,
seems dreadfully inferior to me, and to most art critics.
For instance, Susan
McClary has found Beethoven's Ninth Symphony a musical hymn to rape, which
will no doubt surprise all those with less androphobic ears, who hear
something quite different in it, something of cosmic grandeur.. Says
McClary,
"The point of
recapitulation in the first movement of the Ninth is one of the most
horrifying moments in music....which finally explodes in the throttling,
murderous rage of a rapist..." Sounds almost as bad as The Texas Chain
Saw Massacre, doesn't it?
Although I write a
lot of satire, I didn't make this up. You can find McClary's analysis in Minnesota Composers' Forum Newsletter,
January 1987. She also doesn't like Western classic music in general,
because of its "phallic violence" and "pelvic
pounding." I insist I did not invent McClary or any of her ravings.
Honest to God. Some Femigogues just happen to sound like satire when you
quote them verbatim.
As for the female
masterpieces set against old Ludwig, they only appear inferior, the
Feminist revisionists say, because all of us have had our perceptions
warped by the "patriarchal brainwashing" of our
"phallocentric" culture. ("All of us" includies many
female art critics, like Camille Paglia, who angrily claims this argument
has crossed the line to an idiot caricature of Feminism)
Maybe we all need a
long de-programming at a Feminist re-education camp. Then we will realize
that Hildegarde of Bingen not only outclassed Beethoven but wrote more
first-rate music than Mozart, Bach and Scott Joplin together, and without
any rape fantasies creeping in.
Third World revisionists
have raised similar objections to the canonical centrality of DWEMs. They
ask us, not too gently, do we really believe that all the great art of
humanity came out of one sub-continent, created by white males only? Hmmm?
Do we trust these
revisionists or do we trust our own sensibilities?
After Elmyr, do we
dare trust anybody?
As a famous bard
wrote
He stood in his socks
and he wondered,
he wondered He stood in his socks and he wondered
At the end of
Welles's F For Fake,
after we have suffered prolonged doubt about how many Picassos should get
reclassified as Elmyrs, one character cries passionately "I must
believe, at least, that art is real!" -- a noble thought with which I
might finish this chapter... But this voice of Faith and Tradition belongs
to another art forger, one who allegedly faked even more of the canonical
Rennaisance masterpieces than Elmyr had faked of the canonical Moderns. We
cannot have faith in this faker's faith....
The
ASTRONOMER WHO ABOLISHED GRAVITY
The normal is what everybody else is and you're not.
-- Star Trek: Generations
‘My mind is going. I can feel it, Dave.’
-- HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey
If anybody possesses
all the qualifications necessary for a fully ordained Expert in America
today, Carl Sagan
certainly has that dizzying eminence. Through frequent appearances on TV
and in Parade (a news magazine circulated through hundreds of newspapers in
their jumbo Sunday editions), Dr. Sagan has issued Expert verdicts on every
possible controversial issue in science, and in politics, and even in
theology, for three decades now. And, like the Experts who authenticated
hundreds-to-thousands of Elmyrs, he has never once admitted he ever made a
mistake.
You may wonder how a
man who only has qualifications in astronomy can also function as an Expert
on everything in general. Well, I think it requires Sagan to have a lot of
raw courage, in the first place, and a strong, well-founded confidence that
those who don't believe his dogmas have much less access to the media than
he does; if they answer him back, however effective their arguments, very
few of his large, gullible audience will ever hear about it.
Let us see how
Expertese works, by examining Dr. Sagan's long series of polemics against
Dr. Immanuel Velikovsky.
First of all, in
every page Sagan has written about Velikovsky, he never once calls him
"Dr. Velikovsky" as I just did. Thus, most people who know
Velikovsky only through Sagan's attacks have never learned that Velikovsky
had scientific training. The contest thus seems a struggle between
"Dr." Sagan, the learned scientist, and "Mr."
Velikovsky, the ignorant layman. Little tricks like that go a long way in
deluding the naive, and Sagan never fails to use every dirty trick he
knows.
In what follows, I
reverse this process, just for the hell of it. Sagan I will call Sagan and
Dr. Velikovsky I will call Dr. Velikovsky. Sauce for the goose can serve,
after all, as sauce for the gander.
Sagan continually
states bluntly, and falsely, that Dr. Velikovsky intends his cosmic
catastrophe theory to revive the old-time religion.: "It is an
attempted validation of religion"....." Velikovsky attempts to
rescue not only religion but also astrology." (Brocca's Brain, p 126) We can only
conclude that Sagan either reads very carelessly or engages in deliberate
lying. Any close reading of Dr. Velikovsky shows numerous expressions of
skepticism about both religion and astrology.
In addition, Dr.
Velikovsky's theory of cometary near-collisions offers a naturalistic,
scientific explanation for many events or alleged events in ancient
history, which the religious prefer to explain supernaturally, as miracles.
Nobody who suggests a natural explanation for allegedly supernatural events
offers real support to religion, in either the judgement of the religious
themselves or of those of us with agnostic disposition.
Only Sagan -- and a
few others, who seem to never have read Dr. Velikovsky and obtained their
"knowledge" about his works from Sagan -- think of the comet
model as "validating" religion, since Dr. Velikovsky uses a
hypothetical comet to replace a hypothetical god in explaining huge
reported floods, and other catastrophes. Most of us think of Dr. Velikovsky's
theory as one which, if proven, would knock one more leg from under the
edifice of Bible Fundamentalism. Nobody seems likely to worship Dr.
Velikovsky's comet, but millions still worship the Bible's god.
In the 30 years or
more that Sagan has engaged in diatribes against Dr. Velikovsky, somebody
must have pointed out this fundamental confusion to him -- mis-identifying
a naturalistic theory with a supernatural theory. Evidently, he has a lot
of trouble hearing or remembering such corrections. You become a leading
Expert by acting as if everybody else's opinion deserves no attention and
never even deserves the courtesy of an answer.
For instance, to
leave Dr. Velikovsky for a moment, consider Sagan's hilarious theory of
"nuclear winter."* Briefly, Sagan's theory holds that nuclear war
could result, not just in the horrors we all know, but in a freeze that
would probably abolish all life on this planet. (He published this notion
in Parade, where his mass audience could see it and gasp.) His refusal to
accept valid criticisms of this sci-fi story led to the following summary
in Science, official journal of the American Association for the
Advancement of Science, "News and Comments" section, Jan 16,
1987:
Sagan's refusal to
acknowledge merit in the NCAR [National Center for Atmospheric Research]'s
analysis -- known as "nuclear autumn" -- sends some people up the
wall. One wall-climber is George Rathjens, professor of political science
at M.I.T...."(Sagan's) claim that the original nuclear winter model is
unimpeached [he says]...is the greatest fraud we've seen in a long
time"....Russell Seiz, a fellow at the Harvard Center for
International Affairs...gibes at [Sagan and his co-authors] for mixing
physics and advertising.
Most scientists I
have spoken to about Sagan share this dim view of his use of publicity to
represent his pet notions as Scientific Truth even when -- or especially
when -- a large segment of the scientific community has severe doubts about
these notions.
(Similarly, in Brocca's Brain, Sagan rejects data
on so-called "out of body experiences" among near-dead patients
because -- he says -- nobody in that state has reported anything they
couldn't have heard while unconscious. But the literature of OOBE has
hundreds of cases of such reports, including numerous incidents in which
the subjects reported things in rooms far away from the operating room.
Once again, we can only wonder if Sagan habitually lies through his teeth
or just doesn't read any of the literature on the subjects upon which he
claims Expertese.)
But returning to Dr.
Velikovsky, and Sagan's crusade against his ideas:
Sagan likes to quote
a "distinguished professor of Semitics" who told him no Semitic
scholars take Dr. Velikovsky seriously. Like the "intelligence
officer" who told Newt Gingrich about dope in the White House, this
"distinguished professor" remains anonymous, and thus Sagan's
hearsay about him would get thrown out of any civilized court. Three
distinguished professors of Semitic studies, however, have all shown cordial
support for Dr. Velikovsky: Prof. Claude F.A. Schaeffer, Prof. Etiene
Droiton, and Prof. Robert Pieffer. Look them up in any Who's Who of Semitic
studies, archeology and Egyptology. They have a lot more prestige in those
fields than Sagan's Prof. Anonymous, who doesn't have a single entry under
his name anywhere in the scholarly journals (although elsewhere he receives
credit for many olde ballads and almost all bawdy limericks.)
Another choice bit of
Sagan's Expert testimony: he accuses Dr. Velikovsky of believing that
ancient cultures had a calendar of ten months of thirty days each and 360
days in the year. Of course, 10 x 30 = 300, and this gives Sagan a chance
to gibe at Dr. Velikovsky's inability to handle simple arithmetic. Very
good, wouldn't you say? The only trouble with this brillaint analysis
consists of the simple fact that, once again, Sagan has either consciously
and deliberately lied or accidentally revealed again that he doesn't read
carefully. Dr. Velikovsky says specifically "the month was equal to
thirty-six days" (Worlds in Collision, p. 344.) 10 months of 36 days
each = 360. See?
According to Dr.
Velikovsky's model, the year changed to 365 days (plus a few hours) after
the cometary near-collision. Whether he has proven that or not, he did not
make a crude mistake in arithmetic. Sagan either made a crude mistake in
reading, or followed Elmyr's formula for Expert-ness: "sheer
bluff."
Consider next the
high temperature of Venus (4800 C.) As Dr. Roger Wescott and others have
pointed out, Dr. Velikovsky predicted a temperature in this range for Venus
when astronomical orthodoxy believed that planet much, much colder. Sagan
tries to avoid giving Dr. Velikovsky credit for this confirmation of his
model by claiming "many" had predicted a high temperature before
the Venus flyby. Actually, he only names one other who had made such a
prediction, Dr. Rupert Wildt, and Wildt's work did not win general
acceptance. (Others try to get around Dr. Velikovsky's correct estimate in
this and other instances by describing him as a "lucky guesser."
That seems mere cage-rattling to me. One could as well call any scientist
who made many correct predictions a "lucky guesser".....)
As Harry H. Hess,
president of the American Geoligical Society wrote in a published letter to
Dr. Velikovsky:
Some of these
predictions were said to be impossible when you made them. All of them were
made before proof that they were correct came to hand. Conversely, I do not
know of any prediction you made that has since been proven to be false.
But the final joker
came on page 153 of Brocca's Brain
where Sagan writes (and this really deserves caps):
ONE NOW FASHIONABLE
SUGGESTION I FIRST PROPOSED IN 1960 IS THAT THE HIGH TEMPERATURES ON THE
SURFACE OF VENUS ARE DUE TO A RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE EFFECT. (all emphasis
added, and deserved)
First, Sagan claims
that Dr. Velikovsky does not deserve credit for predicting high
temperatures on Venus because everybody knew it, although historical fact
shows that only Dr. Wildt had made the same prediction before Dr.
Velikovsky. Then Sagan either tells a double lie or else suffers an
alarming memory lapse that may require neurological consultation, claiming
that neither Dr. Wildt nor Dr. Velikovsky had made this prediction (which
they had, and he had noted earlier) -- and then he brazenly claims he had
originated it himself. Quite a performance, wouldn't you say?
Now do you know how
to become an Expert? Keep a straight face and make sure the mass media
gives you more coverage than it gives those who try to correct your
mis-statements.
I could go on and on,
for hundreds of pages, but instead I refer you to Ginethal's book listed at
the end of this chapter. Ginethal does spend hundreds of pages documenting
one fallacy after another -- literally dozens and dozens of them -- in
Sagan's smear campaign against Dr. Velikosky. I will conclude only with the
most dramatic, and funniest, of Sagan's goofs: In several places, Sagan has
published a mathematical proof that several near collisions between a comet
and a planet have odds against them of "a trillion quadrillion to
one."
(1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.)
Sounds pretty damned
improbable, doesn't it?
The problem here lies
in the fact that Sagan considers each near-collision as an isolated or
haphazard event, thereby ignoring gravity. In fact, any two celestial
bodies, once attracted to each other, will tend to contine to approach each
other periodically, according to Newtonian laws unmodified by Einstein. This
periodicity will continue until some other gravitational force pulls one of
the bodies away from the gravitational attraction of the other. Ask any
physics or astronomy professor about this, if you think I'm pushing too
hard here. As Dr. Robert Jastrow of NASA's Goddard Institute of Space
Studies wrote (New York Times
22 Dec 1979)
Professor Sagan's
calculations, in effect, ignore the law of gravity.
Here, Dr. Velikovsky was the better astronomer.
Robert Bass wrote,
even more harshly,
This Sagan assumption
[ignoring gravity] is so disingenuous that I do not hesitate to label it a
deliberate fraud on the public or else a manifestation of unbelievalbe
incompetence or hastiness combined with desperation (cited by Ginenthal.)
Well, I always had
doubts about Sagan's ability to pronounce verdicts outside astronomy. When
he does calculations inside astronomy and then ignores or forgets gravity,
I begin to wonder about his competence in general.... |
The first part of your article confused me. Do you believe in God or a higher power? Religion is man made, spirituality comes from the Source or God. You mentioned the Sirians were controlling us in one way or another - others say the dark ones have been in control, but they are on the way out fighting tooth and nail to keep their evil ways. The best part of the entire artice was the information about Carl Sagan and Dr. Velikovsky. I didn't realize that Sagan slammed Velikovsky as ??? I read several of Dr. Velikovsky's books, and they resonated with me. There are a few new books out that give explanations about past events, but most people laugh at them as science fiction or myth. I got very annoyed because as I was writing this because Yahoo popped in and asked me to sign in again. I "forgot" my password, so they said - even though I write them down so I won't forget them. I was so annoyed that I almost forgot my new password. Whose is going to hack into your account? Hackers can do it, and they don't even need a password. Thanks for the article.
ReplyDeleteAye, religion is a region with a li(e) in it. Yet see Creator, Judge or Architect? @ http://nexusilluminati.blogspot.com.au/2008/05/creator-judge-or-architect.html
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