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Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Carrying Too Much Excess Baggage?

Carrying Too Much Excess Baggage?
Try the TWD weight loss plan!


Having trouble losing weight? Suddenly it’s April and all those extra pounds that you've put on during the holidays just won't come off no matter how much TV you watch. You've tried endlessly to shed that last 20 lbs, but to no avail.

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We guarantee our product 100% or your money back in full. All natural ingredients in our "TWD" ALL this for the low low price of 3 easy payments of just $249.99


Side effects may include: Dry mouth, dry eyes, blurred vision, seeing spots, brain fog, internal bleeding, itchy skin, haemorrhoids, vomiting, split ends, ingrown toenails, black nails, dropsy, constipation, ringing in ears, black tongue, migraine headaches, chills, numbness, drooling, wheezing, blood clots, blisters, fever, warts, acne, elevated cancer cells, yeast infections, phantom limb syndrome, hair loss, amnesia, red nose, loss of bladder control, muscle pains, anorexia, bulimia, fainting spells, dizziness, loss of concentration, slurred speech, nightmares, bloating, gas, sleep paralysis, hot flashes, bruising, hypochondria, night sweats, paranoia, water retention, cysts, tumours and thoughts of suicide.

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30 pills per bottle. Ask your Doctor is "TWD" is right for you.

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Ingredients: Each pill contains one large tapeworm egg from a dead bovine (or human host – see below), bovine intestine, and chalk. Each pill is guaranteed to include at least one freeze-dried tapeworm egg.

We’re Fools for Stools!

Ask about our guaranteed buyback policy! After gestation we will happily purchase a fresh generation of eggs from each of our customers. We pay attractive rates for well-populated stools!


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