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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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11 comments:

  1. my name is michael i really want to share my testimony on how i became an
    Illuminati member, through my friend. i was moving with my friend for more
    than 10 years and he have been getting rich everyday and even giving me
    money but he never told me the secret of his success until a day i was
    frustrated to let him know that he should help me also that was when he
    open up to me and tell me that he was a member of the Illuminati that he
    have been in the cult for more than 10 years that his riches and
    protection came from this cult.so i told him to let me be into the court
    but it not an easy task to be a member but i was finally initiated into the
    devil church of the Illuminati and i was confirm in there church. after a
    month of being a member of Illuminati i got promotion that same month in my
    working place and within a year i was promoted thrice in my working place
    to the extend of being a managing Director i never know how to thank this
    church of Illuminati and today am rich as my friend also, and also the one
    that surprise me most was that i got an accident with my new car and the
    car was right off but i still survive the accident and nothing happen to me
    i really thank you people Illuminati. so i just want to share to the world
    that this is real and it have help me and work for me so if you want to
    become a member i can lead you into the cult of richness and you will
    never be poor again, know that it only a member in the Illuminati that can
    initiate you into the church of illumination they do not contact directly
    because they are fake Illuminati all over the world, this is my email
    ilueminosenrealspell@gmail.com they will tell you how to join,

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    1. Welcome to brotherhood Illuminati where you can become
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      totally my name is Dan Jerry I am here to share my
      testimony on how I join the great brotherhood Illuminati
      and my life story was change immediately . I was very poor
      no job and I has no money to even feed and take care of my
      family I was confuse in life I don’t know what to do I try all
      my possible best to get money but no one work out for me
      each day I share tears, I was just looking out my family no
      money to take care of them until one day I decided to join
      the great Illuminati , I come across them in the internet I
      never believe I said let me try I email them.all what they
      said we happen in my life just started it was like a dream to
      me they really change my story totally . They give me the
      sum of $1,200,000 and many thing. through the Illuminati I
      was able to become rich, and have many industry on my
      own and become famous and popular in my country , today
      me and my family is living happily and I am the most
      happiest man here is the opportunity for you to join the
      Illuminati and become rich and famous in life and be like
      other people and you life we be change totally.If you are
      interested in joining the great brotherhood Illuminati.then
      contact him +2348106618681 or for more information +1(705)8062021
      email:illuminatibrotherpowerful@gmail.com or you need my assistance
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    2. Good news!!! Good news!!!, Do you want to live a rich,healthy and famous
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      Phone number Text / Whatsapp: +1(706)804-2665

      Email : illuminati666officialcult@gmail.com


      BEWARE OF SCAMMERS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REGISTRATION FEE AND YOU MUST
      BE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18YRS.

      THANKS....
      TEAM REGARDS
      PLAN ILLUMINATION

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  2. HOW I JOIN THE ILLUMINATI CHURCH. I am junia from south africa, I have two kids.I and my two kids bearly feed, nor have money to pay for their school fees. A thought come true my mind and i descided to check the internet of how i can join the illuminati. I saw these email and phone number, and i contacted them. Immidiatly he agreed to help me. That is how i join the illuminati and i have nothing to regret because i am rich and famous and all my request is being granted according to my heart desire. If you need his assistance, call these number. +2348109190642 or email via address (greatilluminatichurch666@gmail.com

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  4. Incredible how stupid some people are - and amazing how many rotten conmen and women emerge out of africa

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  6. I need to become a member

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  7. Welcome to brotherhood Illuminati where you can become
    rich famous and popular and your life story we be change
    totally my name is Dan Jerry I am here to share my
    testimony on how I join the great brotherhood Illuminati
    and my life story was change immediately . I was very poor
    no job and I has no money to even feed and take care of my
    family I was confuse in life I don’t know what to do I try all
    my possible best to get money but no one work out for me
    each day I share tears, I was just looking out my family no
    money to take care of them until one day I decided to join
    the great Illuminati , I come across them in the internet I
    never believe I said let me try I email them.all what they
    said we happen in my life just started it was like a dream to
    me they really change my story totally . They give me the
    sum of $1,200,000 and many thing. through the Illuminati I
    was able to become rich, and have many industry on my
    own and become famous and popular in my country , today
    me and my family is living happily and I am the most
    happiest man here is the opportunity for you to join the
    Illuminati and become rich and famous in life and be like
    other people and you life we be change totally.If you are
    interested in joining the great brotherhood Illuminati.then
    contact him +2348106618681 or for more information +1(705)8062021
    email:illuminatibrotherpowerful@gmail.com or you need my assistance
    email:danjerry04@gmail.com...

    ReplyDelete
  8. Good news!!! Good news!!!, Do you want to live a rich,healthy and famous
    life. Do you want to get rich immediately and be out of suffering? Do you
    want the world to recognize you and listen to you when you speak? do you
    want to be in power and control? if yes, here is a good tip just join the
    “ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION”, you may ask “How Can I Join” , the answer is
    simple all you have to do is to contact us to ELEVATE YOURSELF FROM
    POVERTY..

    Do not hesitate to contact us.

    Phone number Text / Whatsapp: +1(706)804-2665

    Email : illuminati666officialcult@gmail.com


    BEWARE OF SCAMMERS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REGISTRATION FEE AND YOU MUST
    BE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18YRS.

    THANKS....
    TEAM REGARDS
    PLAN ILLUMINATION

    ReplyDelete
  9. Good news!!! Good news!!!, Do you want to live a rich,healthy and famous
    life. Do you want to get rich immediately and be out of suffering? Do you
    want the world to recognize you and listen to you when you speak? do you
    want to be in power and control? if yes, here is a good tip just join the
    “ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION”, you may ask “How Can I Join” , the answer is
    simple all you have to do is to contact us to ELEVATE YOURSELF FROM
    POVERTY..

    Do not hesitate to contact us.

    Phone number Text / Whatsapp: +1(706)804-2665

    Email : illuminati666officialcult@gmail.com


    BEWARE OF SCAMMERS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REGISTRATION FEE AND YOU MUST
    BE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18YRS.

    THANKS....
    TEAM REGARDS
    PLAN ILLUMINATION

    ReplyDelete

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